Effingham's in Illinois, right? Right along I-57. I know, cuz I went to college at SIU-Carbondale, and we used to drive right past it.

Sorry to hear about your "special" day, Hairdog. On father's day, my wife didn't even WRAP my gifts. I reached into a bag and grabbed 'em, one at a time, with my eyes closed. Got no card, either, and CERTAINLY didn't get no nookie.

In fact, I think the last time I got nookie, oil was about $32 a barrel . . .

Choc.