I knew all my invisible friends would come through!
I will try to keep positive. I will, I will, I will.
Happy birthday to you Scooter. Live long and prosper.
Nopkins, you are an evil thinker...I always liked that about you. And yes, IHJ, I am blessed with many wonderful things (including one thing that's going to shrivel up into nothingness if it doesn't get some action soon.) Oh, and CN...here in the Show-me State, our DL's last for about three years, so no trip to the DMV for me, thank you.

Hairdog - who is happy his house is air-conditioned today.