HD.

Let no one ever accuse me of stirring anything up, but...

<evil me>
Have you considered getting a bunch of your buds together for a party at the local strip club?

If it isn't happening at home, maybe you can a least go out and look at it :-]

When you get home, you smell of cigarettes, booze and perfume (don't forget lots of lap dances).

Why would she mind? You just went out for a little sex.
</evil me>

Happy Birthday!
-NOPkins-


I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.