Let no one ever accuse me of stirring anything up, but...
<evil me> Have you considered getting a bunch of your buds together for a party at the local strip club?
If it isn't happening at home, maybe you can a least go out and look at it :-]
When you get home, you smell of cigarettes, booze and perfume (don't forget lots of lap dances).
Why would she mind? You just went out for a little sex. </evil me>
Happy Birthday! -NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.