Great 5 point plan MojoMayhem.
I will implement 1,2,3 and 4 right away.
Next time you hear from me I will have 3 bruises on my leg and swollen nuts. (The 3 bruses will be where she missed and the swelling will be due to a direct hit).
I will then be considering point 5.
SD - Enjoying the unusually warm September sunshine.