In response to your question, my wife has stated that I should MB if I need sexual activity. I believe, however, that she wishes I became ND or at least parked my sexual needs until I grew too old to care.
monk
Then castration it is. Perhaps you can get a sex change so you can better comiserate with her, her sisters and all of her LD friends.
"If we will be quiet and ready enough, we shall find compensation in every disappointment." Henry David Thoreau