Since my dictionary defines perversion as "deviation from the normal in sexual desires or activities" and I've already determined that your wife is nowhere near the peak of the normal curve in her sexual desires or activities, it's pretty clear that your wife is a pervert. The jury is still out on whether you are so far down the slope on the other side that you should be considered one too. What is clear is that you were guilty of perverting the English language and the ideals of rational thought as practiced since the Enlightenment in your earlier post. . I believe reading one of Kant's essays and performing 3 simple geometric proofs should be adequate penance.
Your cruel to be kind headmistress,
MM
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver