LOL, that's what my husband calls it too.
It is a HORRID place to go but I was just trying to get you thinking of fun things to do with D if your bride is not wanting some of your sunshine.

I would suggest taking her to the movies or something but there are so few good kids movies out these days.

Shoot take her out on a date to some place with crayons and a kids menu.

Take care and have a good one..

H.