1. I sometimes dread the thought of my W reading my posts. She'd probably say I whine too much, and then tell me that if I want a woman with a HD, go down I-70 and find honeypot. 2. HP - I think if I were your H, I'd freak out a bit if you started regularly hearing boogeymen in the closet. It's cute the first time, but not the 10th. That's when you start thinking about involuntary commitment.