Welcome back, Mike. Missed your sardonic humor around here. The go to your knees and the shaving comments had me rolling!!! Sometimes my co worker wonders what's so funny. I don't always have the heart to tell her.
I hope that there were smiles happening on your vacation. Sometimes you look forward to having a vacation that the reality of it all is a dissappointment. I hope there were smiles and that you got some, not shot down as per usual.