HP wrote:
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P.S. I am in dire need of your dad to slap me around and give me some witty saying to get me to shape up and snap out of it.
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Well, you have heard this one from me before, but here goes - gender changed for clarification, otherwise as verbatim as I can remember.

"Girl, I don't care if you win or lose, but you damn well better let 'em know you been there"

:-)
-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.