HP,

I just thought of a pick-up line for PG women: “Honey, the baby is restless, will you rock him to sleep?”

Your H must think he is going to pass Junior on the way in.

He shouldn’t worry about doing any damage to the baby, at least not until it turns. Plus, he’s probably not big enough to traumatize it anyway.

Since you are so close to full term, it is time to focus your attention on the baby. The one in your belly, not the one you married.

Many happy returns.


"If we will be quiet and ready enough, we shall find compensation in every disappointment."
Henry David Thoreau