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Now before anyone bashes me about the slender stuff



I was tempted to hate you for being a size 6, but then I remembered that I would have to have some bones surgically removed in order to be that size myself . Here is the crude ideal weight formula my sister and I came up with:

If when you are standing up, you can look down and see your pubic hair, then you are thin enough. If your breasts block your view, then that's even better. If you can't see your pubic hair because you shaved it all off recently for a hot sexual encounter, then why are you worrying about your weight?

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver