I feel the need to state something that is probably pretty obvious here. It's not our wives' pedals that we need to remove. We clearly know how to ride them. It OUR pedals that need to be removed. Perhaps if our wives could just ride us like a scooter for a while, then, the joy of husband-riding could be rediscovered. When they've re-learned how to balance, we can re-install the pedals. By the end of a step-by-step re-introduction, pretty soon, they will be going to the local Kmart to purchase streamers for the handle bar, a little bell or horn, and maybe even a water bottle for the ol' frame. I will, however, draw the line on her installing a little license plate with her name onto my butt.
