I have to say that I am smiling at the new moniker for H ... THE SLICK ONE LOL

Someone else on the board caught her H in a lie about having bought some cherry vanilla lotion at a place like Gander Mountain. Of course he lied and said it wasn't for OW. Now cherry vanilla lotion is a huge thorn in the flesh for her.

Maybe you could slather yourself up with cherry vanilla lotion tonight and when H smells you he will begin to have a conditioned pleasure response to the smell rather than what he prob associates with it, which has to be GUILT.