ohhhhhhhhh, wow! yes! that would have been perfect for one of his shacking up weekends!!!!!! or do they still make laxative gum? OK, now we're talking!!!!!
OR, I could leave some kind of a treat in OW's mailbox here at work!
hmmmmm.opportunities may still arise (alas) but perhaps I can use it as a training aid/deterent....One or both of them gets sick whenever they're together. whattaya think?