Hi dfb, yes, it was a fun weekend, but what a surprise from mr insulted by/I like sex but not 24/7! I havent done anything to his lotion YET, BUT, I'm sorry I cant resist....When I find it moved, I'm going to stop up the pump tube (it's one of those kind of bottles) and take off the top and put in either some baby oil or some vegetable oil. when it doesnt pump, he will unscrew the top to try to get some and the oil will run out all over and make a nice mess....the oil will just smell like the lotion....and that's what happens when you leave cheap lotion in a hot garage, the oil seperates out of it, right? I'll just be curious to hear his explanation for how/why he managed to spill lotion all over his clothes (I know him, he'll be upset).....Ah, yessssss, the darnedest things happen when you have a hot affair!!!!!!!
OK, I got a hi, how are things going email, said SIL said he'd bring S home "about dinner time"...told H thanks for the heads up about an extra place for dinner, and that I'd been thinking of him in a redneck way, that I couldnt help it....signed it ILY.... got an email back that said "HMMMMMM, just the way I like, lusty and busty"....I swear I think he's flirting..... my reply was that he sounded like my kind of guy, and he'd better be careful or he'd have me thinking ahead.....havent had a response to that one....
Hi Bill, good to hear from you....I didnt realize you changed your name!!!! I gotta hop over and catch up with you... My gut has no clue what to do. this is such a 180 on his part....weird. I guess I'll just flirt a little and "ride the wave" and see what happens......the guy is sure all over the place.
Quote: This is awful and childish and petty, but I moved the bottle of lotion and if it's moved from how I moved it, I have plans to sabotage it.....I can only be good and patient for so long....tehehehe....the sabotage wont cause any physical pain or harm.....so there's my immature streak coming out.....
Yes, but as "immature" as it may be, if it's not (really) hurting anyone and makes "us" feel just a little bit better ... well, I guess... why not? ( Anything to make it a little bit more difficult for them to see OW!!)
I have to laugh 'cause I did quite the similar thing to my H two summers ago. He would "interrupt" his big days of working on a job to "shower" and change out of his work clothes to go get more material at the local building supply store. (This is where OW worked.) He did this time and time again! Very unusual for this born/raised farm boy, who (typically) did not care if he was a little bit dirty when going to pick up more material, etc.
I began to "hide" his good (well better) knock about shoes and ALSO his favorite "good" jeans and "good" casual shirt. He never dared ask me where they went...but they would magically appear when "we" would go out somewhere! LOL!!
oh, TC, I love it, you she-devil.....a woman after my own heart, hehehehehehe
I have to confess, clear back in probably Nov., just after I found out about the A, I went to get something from H's vehicle or put something in, at his request, and I found a photo of OW and a note from her.....hmmmmmmm.....those darn things just disappeared....I was curious for a long time whether or not he would say anything about them, but he never did. I didn't think he's have the nerve to bring them up....
I'll have to keep the disappearing special clothes in mind...
Oh, last winter, I did have a tradition of making chili for lunch on Saturdays when I suspected he was going to see OW...seemed like a good thing to do since a)H has a very sensitive tummy and gets a lot of fireworks type of effects quite easily. and b) S had told me how upset OW got w/burps/gas when they were at the lake once....so, putting 2 & 2 together gave a recipe for "fire" I jus couldnt resist.....must have worked, H started requesting something bland for lunch....so a switched to another favorite...tacos....hehehehehhe
hehehehehe......I'm really LMAO now, I just realized that about the time I started those "saturday lunch traditions" is just about the time that H started asking me to pick him up some "anti-gas" meds about every time I was in the grocery store.....YAY!!!!!!! and, come to think of it, I don't think he does ask me to buy as much of it any more.
