I'm in a serious place too, but I know I should force myself to use some humor or at least be more happy-go-lucky. We had fantastic sex earlier this week, but he's had a really cr*ppy 4 days on the road and I fear I won't be gettin' any tonight. I am just hoping that he's still believing that connecting with me is relaxing, not another stressful addition to his week.
My personal goal for the week is to be more direct when initiating, since my H and Corri think this will work better for me. I am either going to find an opportunity to initiate by saying "Let's F*ck" or I am going to try being direct AND funny by writing "Loves to F*ck" on my t-shirt with magic marker. Maybe we can all help Jake by thinking up funny things to write on a HD spouses t-shirt or bumper sticker.I'll get things started.
"Will work for head."
"If this van starts a rockin'...who am I kidding?"
"Plays well with mothers"
"Use caution when wet"
"What's the opposite of a pickle? Whatever my husband's got in his pocket."
"My balls are so blue, they're going to name a Crayola crayon after them."
"MAN MAGNET. Too bad my husband's made of plastic."
"Never marry a woman who's good at dodgeball."
"He said he wanted a wife who loved to "do the dirty". I didn't know he was talking about the dishes."
"I masturbate so much, I get a hard-on playing Yahtzee."
HD POLITICAL HUMOR
What's the difference between Clinton and Bush?
Clinton lets his dick do the thinking and Bush lets his Dick do the thinking.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
