Quote: Here is the thing that is so sad. If one of the horny male nerds in my high school AP science classes had been able to work up the nerve to actually ask me out rather than just giving me obscene phone calls, he probably would have gotten action far beyond the fantasies of the average reader of Tolkien.
A key trait of the male nerd is the inability to read the sexual intentions of the female gender. I wouldn't know if a woman wanted me if she didn't take off her shirt and lick me on the face.
"If we will be quiet and ready enough, we shall find compensation in every disappointment." Henry David Thoreau
