barney said:
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I've got a lot of work to do to undo past hurts I've caused her, but she's...
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That, dear barney, is the key to unlocking her desire. She is willing and you are going to meet her where she has needs.

Keep a fire extinguisher handy!

-NOPkins-


I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.