Quote: You know, I know this means nothing to you but it still amazes me how LITTLE it takes to please an HD man. I mean, running your fingers on his forearm??!!
This is exactly what I was thinking! It is quite depressing to contemplate that in order to get the same reaction out of my LDH I would probably have to simultaneously contort my body into an unnatural position for his viewing pleasure, use a blow-job method so novel that I could only obtain it by going downtown and paying a prostitute to share her expertise and talk so nasty that it would make Eminem blush.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver