O.K., this has nothing to do with anything...yet, I must bring it up.

Did any of you ever watch the "Our Gang" show? (Better known as "The Little Rascals?")
Well, if so, do you remember the one when Spanky is doing a show and reciting the whole "Friends, Romans, and Countrymen...lend me your ear" thing? You know, he's holding a trashcan lid and blocking a bunch of spitballs coming his way?
Anyhoo,
It's all I can think of when I read
"Friends, Squatters, and Lurkers..."

Aww, go ahead and throw your spitballs at me. I just wanted to mention this....

Now, back to the important stuff....'K?