I'll join in on the non-laid bandwagon here for FD. I also join others in not getting laid on the other 4 days of the year. While this year is an improvement from prior years, I've had to upgrade my very private name for the spouse from "Mrs. Once a Month" to "Mrs. Twice a Month"
We've not done it on our aniversary or Valentines Day since the kiddo arrived.
Scott -Who had the Monday and Tuesday off, worked around the house, went out to lunch with spouse and is still not getting any.
"Satisfaction is not guaranteed." Rule #19 Ferengi "Rules of Acquistition"