HD,
Sounds like your wife is getting all of her oral pleasures satisfied by food. PITY!

I can't understand that frame of mind either when people complain about their weight but dish up the ice cream anyway. Either you want the delicious food and you are willing to live with the consequences (in which case I respect your decision) or you want to lose weight and you understand that the consequences of THAT decision is to ditch the i.c.
Can't have it both ways!

Annette,
You are too cool, lady. Has your H ever seen you dance? Heck, I would love to see it!
Now get out there and get that swimsuit. You are already an extremely sexy lady and time is a wastin'.

Honey