Long time no chat!! I'm glad you had a good holiday, could do with one of those myself!
As to the car..... That would just make me angry! But in to end i would simply have it towed to his place! Instead of cluttering up your place why not let him take care of it! Sure it'll cost you a little to get to over there, but hey, then you wouldn't have to look at it! I would leave a note with it, just return this to you, thought you must want it, for sentimental reasons, as you don't seem to be able to get rid of it!......some sort of 180??? or just another of my crazy schemes!!!
Don't worry about your H, let him have his excuses, you just need to know that he is all talk and NO action.
You sound great, so just let that show through and dust him off your shoe!