Quote: I suppose I hold out the hope that if I can just tell her the "one thing" to make her see, then everything will change and she'll become an instant HDW. That's got to be the ultimate cheeseless tunnel, huh?
Mike, I have this same "fantasy." That something will sink in (FINALLY) and she'll crack like a libidinous egg. It ain't gonna happen.
One of the guys I work with brought me a CD to listen to. I can't remember the singer, but there's a song on the album called "Food and Pussy." The lyrics are pretty simple: "Food and Pussy, that's all I need. How come? 'Cause that's the way God made me." I plan to pop this little ditty into the CD player in the van when my W goes for a pee break on our vacation. Maybe she'll get the message when it's in musical form.
