Quote: And methinks MM needs to "hold onto herself" about the insults. She'll never forgive me for being a Republican. It has nothing to do with ADD (unless that means Acute Democrat Discriminator).
Actually, I'm not a registered Democrat. I prefer to think of myself as a Compassionate Libertarian. I've decided to upgrade your wife from "evil paperdoll" to "evil china doll" (almost three dimensional but very cold and hollow).
Hairdog,
I've stereotyped your wife as a type I call "literal feminists". They've got all the rules down pat, but can't quite get into the "goddess spirit". My sister-in-law is one of these and her ex-husband was rendered utterly ball-free until she had an affair because he wasn't giving her quite enough attention. I hear he's quite happy now.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
