OMG...she really IS an evil paperdoll. WTF is up with that? Just keep repeating to yourself: This is HER problem, not mine, This is HER problem, not mine....
And don't go out an buy her a copy of PM. That's very fused-up. Also, don't stop writing personal notes in your copy.
I'm really sorry to hear this...but I have to tell you: When it sounds 'too good to be true' it usually is.
Hairdog - whose W is not an evil paperdoll, but wait...what's that behind the door? OMG....It's...it's...aaaaaaughghghghg!