You're obviously delusional:
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She recently responded favorably and verbally acknowledged a new manual technique I invented.


Please. You "invented" something new with regards to sex? I'm pretty sure that if you do a search, there is a yahoogroup of ancient practitioner's of this "new" technique. I think you must've bonked your head too hard the last time you spilled on your bike.

Hairdog - who just invented a new way to masturbate!