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then back home to Mojo's. There won't be any HDs left in the world pretty soon.






I'll just have to hang a chain of condoms around my neck and brandish a cross made from two dildos.

Seriously, the thought of any LD woman being able to kick my ass makes me want to laugh until I pee my pants.


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver