Well, she may have kicked your ass, but I hope some of what you said stuck in her head. I'm trying to be an optimist.
Hey Honey, we'll probably be going through St. Louis on our way to Paducah (first stop). Should hit the Arch at about 8pm. Just stand on the side of I-70 with a sign that says, "Barefoot, Pregnant, and looking for a kitchen in Georgia" and we'll pick you up.
Hairdog - who, unfortunately, has to leave the computer until tomorrow.