I've been a very bad boy...I could use a little discipline from Hairdominatrix.
HD, Blue Ridge is one of my most favorite areas for mountain biking. Gorgeous area.
I'll just keep my eyes opened for a man holding his D3's hand, and a woman with a leash around the man's neck, then I'll say something like "women typically can't climb this trail" and see if I get my ass kicked. Then I'll know it's you guys. Maybe I can set a "cache" for you containing a bottle of Astroglide, 49 weeks worth of Naughty Night cards (we used the first 3 but they sucked), and "Rekindling Desire" (a sucky book).
Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time
-Steven Wright