You guys don't think that my weekend was exciting enough for a bit? What do you think I am, superwoman?

If I were, things would be really different in this world. And I'd start with the injustice of all of us who are married to doofy people.

Now if I could solve the injustice of a person who was supposed to be here at 2 for a meeting? No call, no word... another jerk in this world.

"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein