Thanks for the suggestions. I tried to incorporate the spirit of your suggestions if not the exact wording.
It's hard to know how much info to share while still giving fellow DBers enough to work with. But I'll put it this way, the question H asked made ZERO sense. It was along the lines of, "Why don't we get divorced by doing X?" But anyone with basic knowledge of divorce would know that X is impossible.
So I replied that I don't think X would work but he could look into it.