Clearly a glutton for punishment

[LH19]

Im talking to this one guy who I have never met. He’s tries to hard to be so perfect.

Interesting I had thought you gave up online dating?

He’s over the top on trying to be a good potential date.

What does a good potential date look like?

He texts and texts and texts.

Hmmm. I have heard time and time again that is how you build a connection.

Tried to make all his good potential boyfriend qualities shine.

What are good BF qualities?

And it is too much. I never even met the guy.

Hmmm. Too much not good. Not enough no connection. What is the sweet spot?

I realize how much I presented myself as like the perfect girlfriend.

What does a perfect GF look like?

And when dating, I was too doing everything a perfect girlfriend did.

What exactly does a perfect GF do?

Most likely why every guy who has ended things/broken up with me has said I was a great girlfriend/person, but something was missing.

This is the it's not you it's me line.

I must have been annoying and frustrating AF.

Hmmm?

I am annoyed and turned off AF right now.

Why not cancel the date?

But it’s hard to be when the person is so so so stinkin nice.

That bastard.

I’m supposed to meet him Thursday and my stomach is actually turning at the thought.

UUUUUuuuummmm shouldn't that be feelings of excitement?

It’s awful. I despise dating now and there has been no one for a really long time who has caught my real interest.

So why are you back at it again for the millionth time?

I’m afraid I’m just becoming more difficult, more distant, and more seclusive

This does not sound like traits of a perfect GF. Well to me anyway.