So my ex accidentally butt dialed our middle son yesterday. When he called my ex back, he could hear noises in the background and learned he was in the hospital! Apparently he had a skin cancer removed from his ear, and it got so infected that he has to spend a couple nights in the hospital on IV antibiotics. This sounds a bit extreme, must either be an unusually aggressive bacterium, or an abscess in the cartilage, which can lead to a deformed ear.
My ex has had a lot of unfortunate medical issues since our divorce. I SWEAR I am not sticking pins in a voodoo doll!!!!