When we were young teenagers my sisters and I used to dress our pre-school age baby sister up in spandex disco outfits and we taught her to sing "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner. She turned out just fine and is currently in law school at the University of Chicago. My son at age 2 was very verbal. Instead of throwing temper tantrums in public places, he would just yell "F**K" (bad influence of Daddy) at the top of his lungs causing me to nearly die of mortification. Tell your wife to "chill".
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
