When I finished reading Michele's MLC chapter I sobbed and sobbed while wondering how she got into the house and why we never noticed her sitting in the family room observing our lives and taking such good notes. Textbook.
I read the first part of that chapter to my friend and she asked if I had written it to describe my situation? I would have laughed today, but it made me cry then for the same reasons it made you cry, Bttrfly.