Need advice on stubborn W part 2

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This drunk episode reminds me of a one night stand I had when my wife had run off with OM.

I met the woman in the bar, she was extremely drunk and I was half cut also.

She invited me back with her. Some time after "doing the deed" she collapsed drunk on the bathroom floor. For want of any other options, I simply put her in the recovery position so she wouldn't choke on her own vomit, and left. I'm pretty ashamed of this and should have never have gotten in the taxi with her to begin with.

Next time this happens (and it will), do nothing other than put her in the recovery position. No moving her or removing her clothes.

Let her throw up all over her clothes.

Let her wake up with her tongue hanging out of her mouth, pressed against the base of the toilet.

Help her to enjoy the consequences of her choices.

You'll be blamed for not "helping" her and reminded of what a rubbish husband you are but have none of it. Do the right thing. Allow natural justice!