Divorce and Acceptance part 5

[Pax_luv]

It’s been 6 years. I’ve kept my poise and decorum throughout the entire process. I’ve bit my tongue. I’ve let things go.

But... after all this time..... today more than ever, I’m trying to keep my snark to a minimum. Haha. Actually, I want to be snarky because this is just obscenely rediculous.

The beanie.

Oh lord.... the beanie.

He still thinks I have a beanie of his.


I struggle with sharing too much because it is a clearly identifiable piece of info. But..OH MY GOD... he will not let the beanie go!!!!

He said I have it, and I owe him a brand new one (it was purchased in 2013... it’s old). He said it was kept in plastic this whole time??? I sent him a picture showing when he was wearing it and he said he only wore it for the pic and then sealed it back up.

Oh my word.

I am on Amazon right now... I want to buy him 10 beanies and leave a note that says, I hope you and your beanies have a wonderful life together.

Also I want to add to the note... I know how much the original beanie must have meant to you since you valued it more than a marriage. <-ok that part is just dumb. But dang it..... It’s beyond petty.

Coming here so I can keep my cool. I’m just beyond words. My lawyer was like.... you’ve spent more in legal fees on this single beanie issue than like the cost 50 beanies.

There are no words.