Petty reasons our MLCer walked out

[tadpole1025]

Okay. You convinced me. I'll chime in. After pressing her one night, she finally gave in and gave the following reasons. I'll save the best for last. Three of my sons actually witnessed this and busted out laughing when they heard the last one. Here you go:

* "You wouldn't let me adopt a daughter from China." Hello? That is expensive and although I made decent money in the radio business, we had 4 sons and a mortgage. It's not that I didn't let her, it just wasn't practical. We talked a lot about adopting, but never even took the steps to look into it.

* "You won't let me dress the way that I want." I never once complained about what she was wearing. She dressed the way she wanted and always looked good.

* "You wouldn't get a Vasectomy." The last time I checked, it is my body and it's not that I wouldn't, I just never thought she was that serious about it. We used other forms of birth control.

* "Everything has to be done on your schedule." Well, I was the only one working....

And here it is....the world champion:

* "You never took me to the right grocery store." I'm not even going to justify this with an explanation, but yeah, she actually gave that as the number one reason for walking out of a 25 year marriage. Who knew grocery stores were so important.

kml, have you ever seen the Seinfeld episode where Jerry breaks up with a girl because she ate her peas one at a time? Classic.

Tad