It's probably evident to everyone on this board that I was the obnoxious geek in your math class who was always waving her hand in the air signaling "pick me, pick me,I know the answer".
Quote: I've always shied away from the "my heart belongs to you" stuff. You need your heart...I don't want it.;)
Yeah, I decided to go with a straight-forward apology and ended with "Your penis belongs to you and actually is of no use to me whatsoever if it doesn't come with your mind and heart and spirit firmly attached." I almost made myself cry typing it because really I am kind of "sappy".
I also wimped out on buying a Penthouse at my local convenience store. I ordered a copy of "Naked, Happy Girls" from Amazon with overnight delivery. It seemed like it might at least be "fake-boob-free".
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
