Okay, I'm still plodding through PM. It's hard to get time to read, I'm trying not to read it around W because she might consider it "pressure" and, as you know, I'm currently in my no-pressure campaign.

So, how do I self-soothe? Just tell myself I'm a good guy? Or do I stroke the satin edge of my blankie? Think about my mommy (leaving out the image of her beating me with a coat hanger)? Eat a bag of M&Ms?

Hairdog - who wants to massage his wife, not his ego.