W called earlier to tell me that she introduced the kids to OM yesterday.

Convo went like this:

W - "Just wanted to tell you I introduced OM to the kids yesterday, just a quick hi and said he is my friend"
M - "Okay"
W - Awkward silence...
M - "Great, fantastic!"
W - "Why are you being sarcastic? I thought you'd appreciate the heads up so you don't hear it from the kids first"
M - "Well D7 already mentioned that you told her she would be meeting your friend so I kinda knew you was planning to, but thanks for the heads up anyway"
W - "Okay whatever"
M - "Well you don't expect me to be happy about this do you?"

In her head we're done and she is moving on. I wanted to say things like how technically she's having an affair as we're still married but held back.