Originally Posted by Pommy99
Omg this is just quote of the day! grin I’m killing myself laughing (into a G&T I stopped by to have in a bar on my own on the way home from IC , so that I don’t get home until 7pm and H might wonder where I’ve been wink. )


Unfortunately because of the Midwest US and UK time difference I'm not having that G&T with you. But trust me if I could pull the old it's 5 o'clock somewhere I would. The newest chapter in my saga of the wayward husband is he hasn't said a word to me in since his completely random Sunday night text fest.

I know the vets say LBSs don't ever want to be in the heads of the WS. But I really would like to see it, but less in the sense of a "what women/men want" movie where I'm hearing it in real time and more in like a dramady/sitcom form where it's narrated to me in a light hearted comedic way to offset the intensity and seriousness of it. I'm just saying, I think hearing Nick Offerman say "And when he awoke the next day he realized that he literally has no idea what he wants." H jumps off of couch. "And because he has no idea how to deal with that he's decided the best course of action is to pretend literally everything that happened the last 2 days never happened. Yes, that will fix how he's feeling. Denial" H puts pants(trousers) on. "He will contact OW that will further erase all that doubt. Because nothing says I'm not confused like texting your mistress while packing yourself a lunch of the dinner your wife made." H types furiously on smart phone. Sets phone down on counter and pack himself a lunch excited about the left overs of his favorite pasta dish his wife made. H smiles at the tupperware. H's phone buzzes and he smiles at phone. Nick Offerman says, "And once again he thinks all is right with the world and he has everything figured out. But little does he know he has absolutely nothing figured out...."

I swear to god I'm going to write a memoir or start doing stand up after this disaster.

Last edited by wayfarer; 02/18/20 09:47 PM.