I have infinite patience. What I am running low on is enough physical activity to counteract the complete lack of touch. My friends and I joke a lot but I’m starting to wonder if revenge affairs are less revenge and more desperation. But that could just be my desperation talking lol
Get a hot personal trainer? Would an eye candy be sufficient?? Lol. In my gym I think the majority of female customers pay for a trainer to have someone cute to talk to. It’s like 90% talking and 10% working out. It always makes me giggle when I see them. Where I live the dating pool looks pretty hopeless. Not that I’m open to dating now but I wouldn’t even be able to fantasize about such a thing given the reality...
Maybe get one of those rabbit vibrators if you don’t have one already for self-help.
