While I like Coconut's direct approach, I'm going to go with Kml for the win, because yes, this is an experiment and you will learn quite a bit from his response.

Now, look at your feet. Is he standing next to you? No? Then go live your life, enjoy your day. xoxoxo

M 20+ T25+
S ~15.5 (BD)
BD 4/6/15
D 12/23/16

"Someone I loved once gave me
A box full of darkness.
It took me years to understand,
That this too, was a gift."
~ Mary Oliver