Hmm, where the fck have you been is my first instinct.. but I’m a guy and I mostly don’t have history with those I’m talking to (new state and all).. actually I wouldn’t respond at all to most, but if I had history I’d call her out and see where she stands before I moved on..


M - 9 1/2 years
5/5/16 - Bomb drop - 3 week EA
10/31/16 - We sold house
01/10/18 - D Finalized