One of my favorite shows is Californiacation. It’s about an alpha male who is going through a midlife crisis trying to win back the love of his life.

There’s a scene where he goes into the bathroom to take a leak and he closes the door and there’s a dead man who hung himself on the door. He makes a joke and calmly calls his beta friend in the bathroom. His beta friend comes in and starts screaming and crying like a girl because he can’t control his emotions. Then his other beta friend comes in and does the same thing.

Who do you think is the most attractive of the three?

Something to think about.