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White chocolate ain't even chocolate--if it doesn't have cocoa, it doesn't have bromine, and it doesn't get you the same high as caffeine. Who thought of calling it chocolate anyway? Some unoriginal sissy who wanted to pretend they were eating real chocolate... someone ought to tell them that's what they call VANILLA!




You got it, girl! What IS that stuff, anyway?

By the way, good advice on KAW's thread. Stealing some for myself if that's OK (well, even if it isn't).

Think I will go sit on the deck now and think about mowing my lawn.

wonder