Quote: You know I'm kidding on the strong language stuff, but I really hate being Mrs. Scott Lawnmower-Toting-Broad.
I finished the front yard and looked across at my neighbors yard across the street... <SNIP> So I went over and mowed their horrendously overgrown yard!
... either that or you come up with a new exercising regiment upon which you could do your own new info-mercial.
I feel like Chandler here! ... TOO MANY JOKES ... MUST MOCK ...
... and ya know we see right thru that Phoebe street-side toughness, don't ya?
Quote: I have some unsightly yard work that is beyond my skill set--will you come over and take out a few dead trees and help me with some overgrown bushes? I promise not to complain if Edward comes with you...
I'd have a hard time believin' anything as menial as yard chores is beyond your skill set. ... but let me oil up my blades and mosey on over ... now where did I put that oil or further yet how do I grab it?